Clean?

Whoever coined the phrase “clean as a whistle” didn’t know what he was talking about. I was looking at my kid’s whistle and it had spit, grime, and bits of candy in it.

From the idea bin

Game show idea #41 Round 1:Ten contestants, all ‘Sardars’ are to stand in a line.┬áHost shouts “Jo bole so nihaal”. The contestants who can stay the longest without screaming “sat sri akal” proceed to Round 2 Round 2: Remaining contestants have to sing a Punjabi song without the words “Sona”, or “Makhna” Working on the […]